Them Damn Banshees!!!!

LORD please help me stay sane. I don’t wanna go to jail tonight and Jesus you know I love kids and would never want any harm to come to any of them but I really don’t want to have any , Amen.
Ok I just had to say a quick prayer before I started my topic because prayer does work. Every time I catch myself babysitting my niece Asia and nephew Cameron it’s like I have to put on armor and go to war. I really don’t hate kids but damn why are they Bebes Kids. I’m serious banshees is not for me. They fuss and fight, mess things up, spill shit, cry, make other random noises, complain, want and whine UHH! I need a drink right now to cope. I just had to separate the two of them because they were fighting about Asia’s pants being turned the wrong way. Little simple crap like that gets on my nerves, partly because I wasn’t blessed with the most patients in the world. If God does see fit for me to have a child (2 is my def max) then he will definitely have to send a bundle of patience along with the baby, otherwise I don’t need anything close to a child. If your reading this and have kids “best wishes, and u have my deepest sympathy” because kids are too much work. Pray for me, my strength, and my sanity because Lord knows I need it!